
Like the music of lutenist John Dowland, Opuntias are about as under-appreciated as their beauty is sublime. Except to those noble few, who view their stoic indifference to extremophilic life in the desert, as a holy vow of poverty. For such was this garment made, to be a hermit monk’s habit.
Extra heavy, 14oz sweatshirt in a custom blue. Embroidery and screen print,.
Tough, best quality (Worth It). Made in Los Angeles. 100% cotton
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Like the music of lutenist John Dowland, Opuntias are about as under-appreciated as their beauty is sublime. Except to those noble few, who view their stoic indifference to extremophilic life in the desert, as a holy vow of poverty. For such was this garment made, to be a hermit monk’s habit. Garb for growing hard in the yard.
Extra heavy, 14oz sweatpants in a custom blue. Embroidery and screen print.
Tough, best quality (Worth It). Made in Los Angeles. 100% cotton
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Earthworm is...
- A game with no rules that promotes an embodied approach to being a citizen of a dying world.
- An aleatoric monkey wrench for shuffling-in to the routines of bipedal domesticated animals.
- Low-dose victimless prank prescriptions that, in small ways, help to make the world a better place.
- A game that takes a year to play, 52 cards, 1 for each week.
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Legendary xeric nursery, Cactus Data Plants (1975 - present), is owned and operated by our pal Woody Minnich, who used to sell hand-printed botanical shirts of his own design. After hanging in his study for decades, we proposed that Woody retrace the original drawing’s sun leached lines to reprint this design from 1997. It depicts that unflinching Sonoran geophyte, Ariocarpus kotschoubeyanus, sunbathing on scorched earth.
100% heavy cotton, 6.5oz in white. Best quality, ethically made in Los Angeles, USA.
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Legendary xeric nursery, Cactus Data Plants (1975 - present), is owned and operated by our pal Woody Minnich, who used to sell hand-printed botanical shirts of his own design. We’re thrilled to once again to join forces with Woody to re-boot this incredible design from 2001. It depicts a gargantuan Adenium socotranum in flower, that exemplary arborescent shrub from Socotra whose stem can grow up to 4 meters in diameter!
100% heavy cotton Long Sleeve T shirt, 6.5oz in white. Best quality, ethically made in Los Angeles, USA.HOLIDAY SHIPPING: Noon PST at 12/18 is order cutoff for USPS Priority delivery before 12/25. International deliveries not guaranteed before 12/25

Need a place to hang your lawnmower? That will break your wall before it breaks the bull hook. Forged for max loads. Drill to a stud for optimal strength.
Comes in Bull Brown and Wall White.
Heavy steel, fabricated and powder coated for us in Los Angeles by Joel.
Engraved by Audrey
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Growing plants from seed is one of life's true pleasures. We designed this steel box as a reusable and transportable solution for propagation. The first of its kind??
The lid doubles as a tray, and the glass has both a closed and vented position.
16 gauge heavy steel, fabricated and powder coated for us in Los Angeles by Joel. Comes with glass and propagation instructions.
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When we go extinct and alien anthropologists are sifting through the rubble of our complicated species, they will find in-tact a little metal box wherein you kept your most prized incense. They will burn it and feel compassion for the person that you were. An island of beauty in a sea of chaos.
Securely holds three types of incense, lid doubles as a burner and tray.
*Updated for version 2 with a cut out that fits a standard Bic lighter*
16 gauge heavy steel, fabricated and powder coated for us in Los Angeles by Joel.
Incense not included.
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Learn how to grow medicinal toadstools, and get this toadally purple bumper sticker.
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We found this image three years ago donning the cover of a dusty out-of-print botanical tome in Tony Sato’s private library, in Japan. It depicts a painterly take on that semi-cryptic Argentine mountain dweller, Gymnocallycium spegazzinii. The ultimate painter’s muse!
Tony Sato is known for his interspecific hybrids of plants in the Astrophytum genus.
Extra heavy, 14oz sweatshirt in White with raised print. Tough, best quality (Worth It).
Made in Los Angeles. 100% cotton
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We found this image three years ago donning the cover of a dusty out-of-print botanical tome in Tony Sato’s private library, in Japan. It depicts a painterly take on that semi-cryptic Argentine mountain dweller, Gymnocallycium spegazzinii. The ultimate painter’s muse!
Tony Sato is known for his interspecific hybrids of plants in the Astrophytum genus.
Extra heavy, 14oz sweatshirt in Black with raised print. Tough, best quality (Worth It).
Made in Los Angeles. 100% cotton
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Also from the dust jacket of a text in Tony Sato’s collection at his greeenhouse in Japan. Proceed with caution. This radiant turquoise Cylindropuntia is a siren’s song. If you get too close, you will bleed! Dirtied to perfection with Southern California desert soil.
Tony Sato is known for his interspecific hybrids of plants in the Astrophytum genus.
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For dried up ballpoint pens, dull pocket knives, faded botanical tags, hair clips, undeveloped rolls of film, broken earbuds that you sometimes still use, spare keys, scratched sunglasses, expired driver’s license, money from your trip to Peru, prophylactics, matchbooks, iPod nano, loose rubber bands, an interesting stone that you found at the beach, drugs, spent checkbooks, and buttons that fall off.
*Junk not included
16 gauge heavy steel, fabricated and powder coated for us in Los Angeles by Joel.
6.5" x 3.5" x 1.25"
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For dried up ballpoint pens, dull pocket knives, faded botanical tags, hair clips, undeveloped rolls of film, broken earbuds that you sometimes still use, spare keys, scratched sunglasses, expired driver’s license, money from your trip to Peru, prophylactics, matchbooks, iPod nano, loose rubber bands, an interesting stone that you found at the beach, drugs, spent checkbooks, and buttons that fall off.
Junk not included
16 gauge heavy steel, fabricated and powder coated for us in Los Angeles by Joel.
Incense not included.
9"x 5" x 1.5"
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🌍 World Soil Day 2020 Edition 🌏
In celebration of the almighty dirt, designed and printed by our friends at Online Ceramics.
Climate, the shape of the Earth, rocks, erosion, plants, animals, tiny things like bacteria, fungi, protozoa, algae, viruses, nematode worms, earthworms, gasses such as nitrogen, oxygen, Co2, atmospheric methane, lots of water, and their interconnectedness overtime = DIRT
Extra heavy, 14oz sweatshirt in Heather Grey. Tough, best quality (Worth It).
Made in Los Angeles. 98% cotton
*Ships in 2 weeks*

A while back we hatched an idea with our friends at Shoyoroll Japan. Shoyoroll specializes in making premium Jiu Jitsu Kimonos—technical garments that are designed to take a beating. After 2 years of prototyping and field testing, we are finally excited to share the result. The world’s first ever Gardening Gi.
8 large pockets • 14 sub pockets • 2 thigh pockets • Reinforced knees • Reinforced ass • Armpit vents • 2 tabs • Closure ties
Jacket: 100% Cotton 450g Pearl Weave
Pants: 100% Cotton 10oz Twill
Standard Gi sizing. See: https://shoyoroll.com/pages/faq for sizing information

A while back we hatched an idea with our friends at Shoyoroll Japan. Shoyoroll specializes in making premium Jiu Jitsu Kimonos—technical garments that are designed to take a beating. After 2 years of prototyping and field testing, we are finally excited to share the result. The world’s first ever Gardening Gi.
8 large pockets • 14 sub pockets • 2 thigh pockets • Reinforced knees • Reinforced ass • Armpit vents • 2 tabs • Closure ties
Jacket: 100% Cotton 450g Pearl Weave
Pants: 100% Cotton 10oz Twill
Standard Gi sizing. See: https://shoyoroll.com/pages/faq for sizing information

A while back we hatched an idea with our friends at Shoyoroll Japan. Shoyoroll specializes in making premium Jiu Jitsu Kimonos—technical garments that are designed to take a beating. After 2 years of prototyping and field testing, we are finally excited to share the result. The world’s first ever Gardening Gi.
8 large pockets • 14 sub pockets • 2 thigh pockets • Reinforced knees • Reinforced ass • Armpit vents • 2 tabs • Closure ties
Jacket: 100% Cotton 450g Pearl Weave
Pants: 100% Cotton 10oz Twill
Standard Gi sizing. See: https://shoyoroll.com/pages/faq for sizing information

High fire stoneware. Hand thrown for Cactus Store in CA. C.S. mark on each.
Height: 2.5" Opening: 5"
*all pots are handmade, expect some variation in shape and color. Plants not included

High fire stoneware. Hand thrown for Cactus Store in CA. C.S. mark on each.
Height: 4" Opening: 4"
*all pots are handmade, expect some variation in shape and color. Plants not included

High fire stoneware. Hand thrown for Cactus Store in CA. C.S. mark on each.
Height: 2.5" Opening: 5"
*all pots are handmade, expect some variation in shape and color. Plants not included

High fire stoneware, hand thrown for Cactus Store in CA.
Central drainage hole.
Height: 5" Opening: 5.5"
*all pots are handmade, expect some variation in shape and color. Plants not included

High fire stoneware. Hand thrown for Cactus Store in CA. C.S. mark on each.
Height: 2" Opening: 3.5"
*all pots are handmade, expect some variation in shape and color. Plants not included

High fire stoneware. Hand thrown for Cactus Store in CA. C.S. mark on each.
Height: 2.5" Opening: 6"
*all pots are handmade, expect some variation in shape and color. Plants not included

Cactus Collectors' Choice!
The specialized 7-7-7 SUPER KABUTO formula, long rumored to be the fertilizer of choice at Japan’s top greenhouses, is used by renowned collectors’ worldwide.
Provides your cactus with high quality minerals for growth and well-being.
Super concentrated. Use with each watering during Spring & Summer.

Give the best gift in the world. The Cactaceae Storeiencius digital gift card.
Gift cards are delivered by email and can be redeemed at checkout online or in-store. Our gift cards have no additional processing fees and are good forever

Premium cactus soil for your xeric friends. This is a special mix with pumice and and a sterilized soil blend — dries out quickly to prevent over watering. Extra pumice to encourage better root structures.
Comes in 2 sizes.
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