Some believe William Burroughs was describing the infamous perfume of Amorphophallus titanum–the largest unbranched flower in the world–when he wrote:
"Lord of Abominations, whose face is a mass of entrails, whose breath is the stench of dung and the perfume of death, Dark Angel of all that is excreted and sours, Lord of Decay, Lord of the Future, who rides on a whispering south wind."
100% heavy cotton, 6.5oz in fragrant beige. Best quality, ethically made in Los Angeles, USA.
MADE TO ORDER, MAY TAKE UP TO 30 DAYS TO SHIP
Some believe William Burroughs was describing the infamous perfume of Amorphophallus titanum–the largest unbranched flower in the world–when he wrote:
"Lord of Abominations, whose face is a mass of entrails, whose breath is the stench of dung and the perfume of death, Dark Angel of all that is excreted and sours, Lord of Decay, Lord of the Future, who rides on a whispering south wind."
100% heavy cotton, 6.5oz in fragrant beige. Best quality, ethically made in Los Angeles, USA.
MADE TO ORDER, MAY TAKE UP TO 30 DAYS TO SHIP
Some believe William Burroughs was describing the infamous perfume of
Amorphophallus titanum–the largest unbranched flower in the world–when he wrote:
"Lord of Abominations, whose face is a mass of entrails, whose breath is the stench of dung and the perfume of death, Dark Angel of all that is excreted and sours, Lord of Decay, Lord of the Future, who rides on a whispering south wind."
100% heavy cotton, 6.5oz in fragrant beige. Best quality, ethically made in Los Angeles, USA.
MADE TO ORDER, MAY TAKE UP TO 30 DAYS TO SHIP
Dedicated to the butterflies and moths that live and do their work (Lepidoptera are critical pollinators) in the dry places of the world.
100% heavy cotton, 6.5oz in terra cotta red. Best quality, ethically made in Los Angeles, USA.
MADE TO ORDER, MAY TAKE UP TO 30 DAYS TO SHIP
Dedicated to the butterflies and moths that live and do their work (Lepidoptera are critical pollinators) in the dry places of the world.
Extra heavy, 14oz hooded sweatshirt in terra cotta red. Tough, best quality (Worth It). Made ethically in Los Angeles, USA. 100% cotton. Wash cold, hang to dry.
MADE TO ORDER, MAY TAKE UP TO 30 DAYS TO SHIP
Working under the sun or in a hot greenhouse, lightweight cotton dress shirts have long been a favorite with our crew. The Earthworm shirt takes this template and adds the extra functionality we needed; pockets that can be divided to hold wide or tall things, ripstop fabric, and a couple of pass-throughs for pointy tools.
A summer everything shirt that's light and airy, but also wears hard. Greenhouse tested. Unisex, for all the Earthworms.
• 100% cotton ripstop from Japan
• Natural shell buttons, hand engraved
• 2 reinforced tool pass-throughs
• #2 pencil tag (will be erased in the wash)
Meticulously sewn by amazing craftspeople here in Los Angeles.
Relaxed, slightly boxy fit. Ordering same size as CS t-shirts is recommended.
Myrmecophytes are plants that provide symbiotic ants specialized nesting cavities in their stems in exchange for protection against herbivores, pathogens, and competing vegetation, epitomizing the idea that the best way to compete in this bird-eat-plant world is to cooperate. This shirt is our homage to these little teachers.
100% heavy cotton, 6.5oz in washed black. Tough, best quality (Worth It). Made ethically in Los Angeles, USA. 100% cotton.
MADE TO ORDER, MAY TAKE UP TO 30 DAYS TO SHIP
Official shirt for the Cactus Store N.Y.C. 2021 growing season.
*EVER UPWARD*
100% heavy cotton, 6.5oz in green. Tough, best quality (Worth It).
Made ethically in Los Angeles, USA. 100% cotton.
MADE TO ORDER, MAY TAKE UP TO 30 DAYS TO SHIP
REPOTTED: a shirt celebrating the reopening of our NYC store & greenhouse after a year of lock down.
100% heavy cotton, 6.5oz in white. Tough, best quality (Worth It).
Made ethically in Los Angeles, USA. 100% cotton.
MADE TO ORDER, MAY TAKE UP TO 30 DAYS TO SHIP
I ❤️ Obligate Cremnophytes
I ❤️ Obligate Cremnophytes
I ❤️ Obligate Cremnophytes
(dedicated to our friends that grow exclusively on the sides of cliffs)
100% heavy cotton, 6.5oz in white. Tough, best quality (Worth It).
Made ethically in Los Angeles, USA. 100% cotton.
MADE TO ORDER, MAY TAKE UP TO 30 DAYS TO SHIP
Cactus Collectors' Choice!
The specialized 7-7-7 SUPER KABUTO formula, long rumored to be the fertilizer of choice at Japan’s top greenhouses, is used by renowned collectors’ worldwide.
Provides your cactus with high quality minerals for growth and well-being.
Super concentrated. Use with each watering during Spring & Summer.
A while back we hatched an idea with our friends at Shoyoroll Japan. Shoyoroll specializes in making premium Jiu Jitsu Kimonos—technical garments that are designed to take a beating. After 2 years of prototyping and field testing, we are finally excited to share the result. The world’s first ever Gardening Gi.
8 large pockets • 14 sub pockets • 2 thigh pockets • Reinforced knees • Reinforced ass • Armpit vents • 2 tabs • Closure ties
Jacket: 100% Cotton 450g Pearl Weave
Pants: 100% Cotton 10oz Twill
Standard Gi sizing. See: https://shoyoroll.com/pages/faq for sizing information
A while back we hatched an idea with our friends at Shoyoroll Japan. Shoyoroll specializes in making premium Jiu Jitsu Kimonos—technical garments that are designed to take a beating. After 2 years of prototyping and field testing, we are finally excited to share the result. The world’s first ever Gardening Gi.
8 large pockets • 14 sub pockets • 2 thigh pockets • Reinforced knees • Reinforced ass • Armpit vents • 2 tabs • Closure ties
Jacket: 100% Cotton 450g Pearl Weave
Pants: 100% Cotton 10oz Twill
Standard Gi sizing. See: https://shoyoroll.com/pages/faq for sizing information
A special Garden Gi hand dyed by the great Misa Chhan. The Gingham Gi is naturally dyed with Walnut and hand painted with mordants (metallic salts such as alum or iron used to bond the dye to the fiber). Mordants are essential for the lightfastness and wash fastness for most natural dyes. The alum brightens the dye and the iron darkens it. After the mordant is applied, the gi is dyed in a Walnut bath which reacts with the different mordants and untreated background, resulting in three different shades of brown in one dye bath
*please note each Gi will be unique in tone, pattern, etc. Color may change with use, age and water. If you must, hand wash cold, line dry out of direct sun.
8 large pockets • 14 sub pockets • 2 thigh pockets • Reinforced knees • Reinforced ass • Armpit vents • 2 tabs • Closure ties
Jacket: 100% Cotton 450g Pearl Weave
Pants: 100% Cotton 10oz Twill
Standard Gi sizing. See: https://shoyoroll.com/pages/faq for sizing information
Peyote Pot comes in 2 sizes; original (williamsii), and small (alberto-vojtechii).
The Peyote Pot was designed by Hamilton Morris to do something that other pots don't: accommodate the napiform root of a Lophophora. These are handmade by a master ceramicist, Larry, who also makes pots for the Huntington Gardens' xeric conservatory.
*This is for a pot only. No plants, soil, or seeds included.
Rough Pot Measurements:
Original: 5" x 7"
Small: 3.5 x 4.5"
These are made to order by hand, so color and shape will vary.
MADE TO ORDER, MAY TAKE UP TO 30 DAYS TO SHIP
Cryptobiotic soil crusts form when communities of microscopic algae, fungi, lichens, and mosses, grow together in desert soils—gluing soil particles together to form a living symbiotic matrix. These cryptic lifeforms—vital to the health of arid ecosystems, are also highly vulnerable to human disturbance.
For decades, Jayne Belnap and the amazing folks at the National Parks Service (NPS) have acted as human advocates for these remarkable and unassuming lifeforms. Today we feel honored to help them boost that signal with a re-release of their original “Don’t Bust the Crust” conservation campaign.
15% of profits will be donated to the Canyonlands Natural History Association to support their amazing work supporting public lands and education. Thanks to Marinna Wagner for her work on this project.
Don't bust the crust! Stay on the trails!
Extra heavy, 14oz hooded sweatshirt in wash-faded coral. Tough, best quality (Worth It).
Made ethically in Los Angeles, USA. 100% cotton. Wash cold, hang to dry.
MADE TO ORDER, MAY TAKE UP TO 30 DAYS TO SHIP
Cryptobiotic soil crusts form when communities of microscopic algae, fungi, lichens, and mosses, grow together in desert soils—gluing soil particles together to form a living symbiotic matrix. These cryptic lifeforms—vital to the health of arid ecosystems, are also highly vulnerable to human disturbance.
For decades, Jayne Belnap and the amazing folks at the National Parks Service (NPS) have acted as human advocates for these remarkable and unassuming lifeforms. Today we feel honored to help them boost that signal with a re-release of their original “Don’t Bust the Crust” conservation campaign.
15% of profits will be donated to the Canyonlands Natural History Association to support their amazing work supporting public lands and education. Thanks to Marinna Wagner for her work on this project.
Don't bust the crust! Stay on the trails!
100% heavy cotton, 6.5oz in wash-faded green. Tough, best quality (Worth It).
Made ethically in Los Angeles, USA. 100% cotton. Wash cold, hang to dry.
MADE TO ORDER, MAY TAKE UP TO 30 DAYS TO SHIP
Cryptobiotic soil crusts form when communities of microscopic algae, fungi, lichens, and mosses, grow together in desert soils—gluing soil particles together to form a living symbiotic matrix. These cryptic lifeforms—vital to the health of arid ecosystems, are also highly vulnerable to human disturbance.
For decades, Jayne Belnap and the amazing folks at the National Parks Service (NPS) have acted as human advocates for these remarkable and unassuming lifeforms. Today we feel honored to help them boost that signal with a re-release of their original “Don’t Bust the Crust” conservation campaign.
15% of profits will be donated to the Canyonlands Natural History Association to support their amazing work supporting public lands and education. Thanks to Marinna Wagner for her work on this project.
100% heavy cotton, 6.5oz in wash-faded coral. Tough, best quality (Worth It).
Made ethically in Los Angeles, USA. 100% cotton. Wash cold, hang to dry.
MADE TO ORDER, MAY TAKE UP TO 30 DAYS TO SHIP
Cryptobiotic soil crusts form when communities of microscopic algae, fungi, lichens, and mosses, grow together in desert soils—gluing soil particles together to form a living symbiotic matrix. These cryptic lifeforms—vital to the health of arid ecosystems, are also highly vulnerable to human disturbance.
For decades, Jayne Belnap and the amazing folks at the National Parks Service (NPS) have acted as human advocates for these remarkable and unassuming lifeforms. Today we feel honored to help them boost that signal with a re-release of their original “Don’t Bust the Crust” conservation campaign.
15% of profits will be donated to the Canyonlands Natural History Association to support their amazing work with public lands and education. Thanks to Marinna Wagner for her work on this project.
Don't bust the crust! Stay on the trails!
Silk Screened Vinyl Bumper Sticker. Best quality, ethically made in Colorado, USA
9.5” x 2.75”
MADE TO ORDER, MAY TAKE UP TO 30 DAYS TO SHIP
Official T-shirt for Super Kabuto Cactus & Succulent Food, the highest grade cactus and succulent fertilizer on the market. Collectors Choice.
100% heavy cotton, 6.5oz in white. Best quality, ethically made in Los Angeles, USA.
MADE TO ORDER, MAY TAKE UP TO 30 DAYS TO SHIP
Official T-shirt for Super Kabuto Cactus & Succulent Food, the highest grade cactus and succulent fertilizer on the market. Collectors Choice.
100% heavy cotton, 6.5oz in green. Best quality, ethically made in Los Angeles, USA.
MADE TO ORDER, MAY TAKE UP TO 30 DAYS TO SHIP
REPOTTED: Cactus Store has had a facelift––a shirt celebrating the reopening of our Echo Park Store & greenhouse after a year of lock down.
C.S. grocery list on the back
100% heavy cotton, 6.5oz in white. Best quality, ethically made in Los Angeles, USA.
Commemorative shirt for the (re)opening of our new Echo Park greenhouse on the second day of Spring, 3/21/21.
C.S. grocery list on the back
100% heavy cotton, 6.5oz in white. Best quality, ethically made in Los Angeles, USA.
Dirt dyed by Ellen. Wash cold (and separate first time)--dirt will fade.
Like the music of lutenist John Dowland, Opuntias are about as under-appreciated as their beauty is sublime. Except to those noble few, who view their stoic indifference to extremophilic life in the desert, as a holy vow of poverty. For such was this garment made, to be a hermit monk’s habit.
Extra heavy, 14oz sweatshirt in a custom blue. Embroidery and screen print,.
Tough, best quality (Worth It). Made in Los Angeles. 100% cotton
Like the music of lutenist John Dowland, Opuntias are about as under-appreciated as their beauty is sublime. Except to those noble few, who view their stoic indifference to extremophilic life in the desert, as a holy vow of poverty. For such was this garment made, to be a hermit monk’s habit. Garb for growing hard in the yard.
Extra heavy, 14oz sweatpants in a custom blue. Embroidery and screen print.
Tough, best quality (Worth It). Made in Los Angeles. 100% cotton
Earthworm is...
- A game with no rules that promotes an embodied approach to being a citizen of a dying world.
- An aleatoric monkey wrench for shuffling-in to the routines of bipedal domesticated animals.
- Low-dose victimless prank prescriptions that, in small ways, help to make the world a better place.
- A game that takes a year to play, 52 cards, 1 for each week.
Legendary xeric nursery, Cactus Data Plants (1975 - present), is owned and operated by our pal Woody Minnich, who used to sell hand-printed botanical shirts of his own design. After hanging in his study for decades, we proposed that Woody retrace the original drawing’s sun leached lines to reprint this design from 1997. It depicts that unflinching Sonoran geophyte, Ariocarpus kotschoubeyanus, sunbathing on scorched earth.
100% heavy cotton, 6.5oz in white. Best quality, ethically made in Los Angeles, USA.
Legendary xeric nursery, Cactus Data Plants (1975 - present), is owned and operated by our pal Woody Minnich, who used to sell hand-printed botanical shirts of his own design. We’re thrilled to once again to join forces with Woody to re-boot this incredible design from 2001. It depicts a gargantuan Adenium socotranum in flower, that exemplary arborescent shrub from Socotra whose stem can grow up to 4 meters in diameter!
100% heavy cotton Long Sleeve T shirt, 6.5oz in white. Best quality, ethically made in Los Angeles, USA.
Need a place to hang your lawnmower? That will break your wall before it breaks the bull hook. Forged for max loads. Drill to a stud for optimal strength.
Comes in Bull Brown and Wall White.
Heavy steel, fabricated and powder coated for us in Los Angeles by Joel.
Engraved by Audrey
Growing plants from seed is one of life's true pleasures. We designed this steel box as a reusable and transportable solution for propagation. The first of its kind??
The lid doubles as a tray, and the glass has both a closed and vented position.
16 gauge heavy steel, fabricated and powder coated for us in Los Angeles by Joel. Comes with glass and propagation instructions.