Taxa Shirt 8: The Stapeliads

$45.00

Stapeliads are known for their multi-seasonal floriferous displays of furry star-shaped sex organs that smell like death, a come-hither for flesh eating vermin and worshippers of Thanatos. Each year I look forward to the first maggot infested flush of Stapelia grandiflora, nursing larva babies on the rank perfume of her satanic festering wounds.

100% heavy cotton, 6.5oz in avocado. Best quality, ethically made in Los Angeles, USA.

MADE TO ORDER, MAY TAKE UP TO 30 DAYS TO SHIP


Short sleeve t-shirt

SIZE BODY LENGTH CHEST WIDTH SLEEVE LENGTH
S
27 1/2"
19" 8 1/8"
M
28 1/2"
21"
8 3/8"
L
29 1/2"
23"
8 5/8"
XL
30 1/2"
25"
8 7/8"
XXL
31 1/2"
27"
9 1/8"