Kill Your Lawn (Crime Pays Botany Doesn't) Shirt:

  • Kill Your Lawn (Crime Pays Botany Doesn't) Shirt
  • Kill Your Lawn (Crime Pays Botany Doesn't) Shirt
  • Kill Your Lawn (Crime Pays Botany Doesn't) Shirt
  • Kill Your Lawn (Crime Pays Botany Doesn't) Shirt
  • Kill Your Lawn (Crime Pays Botany Doesn't) Shirt
  • Kill Your Lawn (Crime Pays Botany Doesn't) Shirt

This shirt is in honor of Chicagolands's premier DIY-ecologist, Joey Santore's (p.k.a Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't) HORT/CULTURE event on 9/20/23 in NYC.   

For the uninitiated, Santore is a charismatic storyteller of the American nightmare in the great tradition of Hemingway and Thompson, and dedicated preacher of the KILLING THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR LAWN gospel (this is step 3 in his detailed killing of lawns guide).  He also just finished filming the second season of his similarly named show. Support Joey's efforts and help spread the good word! 

Best quality, ethically made and 100% silkscreened in Los Angeles, US

Illustration by Carlos' 7 year old niece Avonlea

 


Regular price $54.00
This item is made to order, and may take up to the 30 days to ship.

Notice:

  • 50% of proceeds go to Joey and his merry band

Materials:

100% heavy cotton, 6.5oz in white

Sizing:

SIZE BODY LENGTH CHEST WIDTH SLEEVE LENGTH
S
27 1/2"
19" 8 1/8"
M
28 1/2"
21"
8 3/8"
L
29 1/2"
23"
8 5/8"
XL
30 1/2"
25"
8 7/8"
XXL
31 1/2"
27"
9 1/8"

Year:

2023